Obsessed bus nut spends all his time and money on the bus
Eric’s wife wonders if any of us has had a problem with our bus obsessions affecting our marriage…
She’s asking the wrong crowd.
“Well Lady, at least he ain’t down at Joe’s Bar and Grill. Why not wander out to the project and give him a hand, or a cup of coffee and some moral support. Offer to rub his sore feet.”
“I fired my wife..kept the house..kept the kid… put the rig in the drivway and never had to listen again.”
“She says can I clean up the thousands of old junk parts laying around the yard. And I tell her that’s not junk.”
“Don’t worry honey - when he gets it done he’ll give you some grocery money to stock up for the first trip but when you get back he’ll be 4 or 5 counties away.”
“Keep the coffee comin’ and maybe for yer birthday he’ll buy ya new broom! (to help clean up with, not to fly away on! LOL)”
“[You need] something useful to do with your time. Can’t have women standing around doing nothing when there is a bus and hubby to support.”
“When I first brought the bus home, I kept it a hundred yards or so from the house. Each time I drove it somewhere it was parked closer and closer to the house. Now it is sitting nose up to the garage.”
“I left the door open a few times in the warm weather. She walked by looking in. When she gets done building our house, she will probably have time to work on the bus too.”
“She says she won’t drive it. I have a plan for that too.”
