Vehicle Security - by the Master
“I’m worried about bad guys stealing my fuel. What is the best way to put locks on my tank doors?”
Locks only keep out an “Honest Thief.”
Just take an old hack saw and grind the teeth off. (without overheating the metal)
And grind it razor sharp.
Install it with PL glue around the inside of the fuel opening.
The trail of blood and a DNA match will let you prosicute. [sic]
— FAST FRED
Those who are used to Fast Fred’s tongue-in-cheek style won’t be put off by this - you just gotta love this guy. 
